Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

#michaellovesmelissa #worldsbiggestapology #imsorry Melissa, you are my world. My love for you will never fade, no matter what! I love you!

— Michael Munday (@michaelmunday) July 2, 2015

Help us #FindLoloAntonio by sharing this photo. Lolo Antonio is 90 years old and missing since June 29. Thank you. pic.twitter.com/GlmkcvEk6Y

— James Amante (@JmsMNL) July 2, 2015

Faith in God changes everything.

— Love Like Jesus (@LovLikeJesus) July 2, 2015

Why are Luke's eyes so beautiful? pic.twitter.com/aQy9HQab1M

— 5SOS TUMBLR POSTS (@5SOSTumblrx) July 2, 2015

#LiesIveToldAGuy no im not mad 😊

— dana (@danaxsaleh) July 1, 2015

do you get the feeling people are slowly forgetting about you and replacing you and you soon realize it's not a feeling. it's become reality

— depressing thoughts (@beyondxdarkness) July 2, 2015

ignoring me is a perfect way to not hear from me again.

— ѕнawтy (@urnaste) July 2, 2015

I HATE HOES I NEED A BAE

— POUYA (@Pouyalilpou) July 2, 2015

Coming home from practice like pic.twitter.com/Vf6uxBsQbe

— Athlete Tweets (@Tweets4AthIetes) July 2, 2015

when you got a fansign at 6:00 but gotta save the hidden leaf village at 6:30 pic.twitter.com/MEekhR5DnZ

— ashlee (@crownbraid) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

Portraits Of Attendees At The 2014 London Tattoo Convention http://t.co/ItF8fM4pVi pic.twitter.com/KCdvqQRUyf

— deveoh.com (@deveoh) July 2, 2015

My girlfriend made our own Adventure Time themed storybook. She's literally the best 😳😳 pic.twitter.com/ITtH3IKZf9

— ken (@KenBorlongan) July 2, 2015

Pain changes people.

— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) July 2, 2015

OnStyle is my best friend! - Jessica & Krystal - The TaeTiSeo - HyoYeon 100m Like - Girls' Generation Channel pic.twitter.com/7fbMsSMsJR

— เจสสิแกะ เอวเอส (@chiwinx) July 2, 2015

#LiesIveToldMyParents i dont vape for a living wtf

— michael ;-) (@sighmike) July 2, 2015

When someone you not even dating gets mad at you for no reason pic.twitter.com/3uI2DQ9vG0

— Seth ¦ OMKS ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@Ayyseth) July 2, 2015

You don't give up on someone you love.

— Life Sayings ✨ (@ItsLifeFact) July 2, 2015

I always thought "Your wife in the backseat of my brand new foreigner car" meant that they were cruisin together but nevermind #BBHMMVideo

— BLACK LIVES MATTER (@Badgalkierrah) July 2, 2015

They shared the love for 8 years but after 6 weeks after their wedding, he betrayed it. Love is damn scary.

— Anis Ashaari (@AnisAshaari) July 2, 2015

Tfw Splatoon anime never pic.twitter.com/ZoEFiFL5Sz

— Moeby (@moeby_) July 1, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

@camerondallas but ATEAM better join

— Amaya (@amayasthetics) July 2, 2015

"They taste like burning!" pic.twitter.com/0BiQTZNv7H

— SimpsonsQOTD (@SimpsonsQOTD) July 2, 2015

My nigga meek inlove 😩😍💘💪🏽😭 pic.twitter.com/dqs4p7ipUd

— LuckyLibra♎️ (@ImJustBrownskin) July 1, 2015

*Daesung reading BamBam's fan letter to GD* *BamBam gets flustered* *GD immediately hugs him* #FANGOALSACCOMPLISHED pic.twitter.com/36kr7gPfeT

— ♠ HANAN ♠ (@Beulackjack) July 2, 2015

maybe one day i'll be enough to keep someone around

— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) July 2, 2015

when I'm 80 I'm still gonna listen to hard rock and have a skateboard I'll just lay down on it and roll around

— Danny Edge⚓️ (@epDannyEdge) July 2, 2015

talk about her like pic.twitter.com/iOsszrTRuH

— You Should... (@ShouIdBeUs) July 2, 2015

Fuck all the talking, show me.

— 40 (@40oz_VAN) July 1, 2015

we go through the worst to get to the best

— ⠀⠀ㅤㅤㅤㅤslay (@slayless) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

The kid that survived for 21 days on his own after the 2004 Tsunami just signed for Sporting Lisbon! #Inspirational pic.twitter.com/GYHufdwNhd

— Enda Conway (@EndaConway) July 2, 2015

Trending word skarang : Kipidap, dongivap, yukenduit, jasduit ! Made my day 😂😂😂

— Piranha Semput (@nabil_jahrol97) July 2, 2015

ONE OK ROCK 「Deeper Deeper 」pic.twitter.com/0RZ9NhQJ9l

— 30秒ロックソングbot (@ROCK69bot) July 2, 2015

today has been a very rough day

— Grant Landis (@grantlandis) July 2, 2015

let's go here pic.twitter.com/t8h2pFZpHh

— Photo by @Bryant (@bryanteslava) July 2, 2015

"I won't ask for anything else if you buy me this" #LiesIveToldMyParents

— kierra (@ESSENTIALJACOB) July 2, 2015

i prefer loneliness over fake company

— ⠀ (@thotery) July 2, 2015

When God don't want ball to be life pic.twitter.com/sBbsbtkX0d

— Foreign (@ForeignClass_) July 2, 2015

Subtweeting my ex like pic.twitter.com/RnWxanzNHw

— How To End it (@HowToEndit) July 2, 2015

Neymar is filthy!😍💦🔥 https://t.co/BWUZxL1iIT

— Futbal Tweets (DB) (@FutbaITweets) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

GET IT pic.twitter.com/wAK6374zwC

— gosh darn it (@ukeho) July 2, 2015

Endless Entertainment. pic.twitter.com/rMHJuBeR8Z

— Oddly Satisfying (@VideosOfScience) July 2, 2015

I care about the people around me's happiness before my own, because I know how it is being around self centered people ✌️

— ☮KyLe DaViD HaLl☯ (@KyleDavidHall) July 2, 2015

Man 😭💀😩 gay dudes never chillin 😭😭 pic.twitter.com/eGTObr1Z3E

— 7 GOD (@iiBreakNecks) July 2, 2015

You perfect human🌸

— Alex Dorame (@AlexD0rame) July 2, 2015

my phone's in my hand almost every second of the day so if you think i'm ignoring you i probably am

— The Notebook (@BestTextMsgs) July 2, 2015

Gay marriage was a BIG Distraction pic.twitter.com/B2xJCYro9r

— #WestsideReunion3 (@ROSKidd) July 1, 2015

literally me when this song comes on pic.twitter.com/1OWePOUlNe

— Raylo (@Powerful) July 2, 2015

i want someone to look at me like i'm their idea of perfect

— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) July 2, 2015

i won't waste a day unless im wasting my days with you

— cody xo (@murderized) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

NEW BLOG POST: http://t.co/hP8jvyXe1F 🌴 // @ASOS, @KurtGeiger pic.twitter.com/jjxnbZLmU1

— Laila Loves (@LailaBlogs) July 2, 2015

Your arm felt nice wrapped round my shoulder I had a feeling that I belonged #michaellovesmelissa #iloveyou #sorry pic.twitter.com/JoILr5cFyR

— Michael Munday (@michaelmunday) July 2, 2015

Free One Direction quote lockscreens! Please RT! 💕 pic.twitter.com/wcDj0APrJM

— One Direction (@OneDrecti0nFans) July 2, 2015

Anyone elses remember her? Sylvia ratonel converted to islam. 😊 pic.twitter.com/2wXKRZzEZb

— Erica Heryanti (@eicasiao) July 2, 2015

If I don't ask you for your opinion, don't give it to me. I don't care 😐

— JonB_954 (@JonB_954) July 2, 2015

#LiesIveToldMyParents "i didnt meet them online, i use to go to grade school with them and then they moved"

— hey savannah (@pizzapopniall) July 2, 2015

Glo baby 💖✨ pic.twitter.com/ekQpq6GKLk

— Barbie (@AzizAmour_) July 2, 2015

Too many fuck boys breathing , too many whores tryna be wifed

— OFFICIAL JAE☝️‼️ (@TheRealJaeee) July 2, 2015

So Rihanna won the $10 million lawsuit against her former accountant(s) and makes a diss record/video. LOVE IT!

— Delavontá Silver (@FixItYeezus_) July 2, 2015

Really want this jeep 😐😛😍 pic.twitter.com/JS6Z7AENI7

— Jeep Porn (@ItsJeepPorn) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

@BBCNews 468 bus racist women with child towards an innocent Muslim family pic.twitter.com/ltUObdekAr

— ☁️savannah☁️ (@_savannahlee) July 2, 2015

My heart broke into pieces after reading this. Married for on May and separated on July. How would you feel that?😩😩 pic.twitter.com/jLOSt4GVBP

— z_zz (@Z_z1108) July 2, 2015

my cousin's house is definitely goals. pic.twitter.com/3QneVx63ht

— ಎಫ್ (@fazzzirah) July 2, 2015

RFA Jae Crowder has reached agreement on a five-year, $35 million deal with the Boston Celtics, league sources tell RealGM.

— Shams Charania (@ShamsCharania) July 2, 2015

in the mood to cuddle for 2 days straight

— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) July 2, 2015

[SCHEDULE] SNSD's Updated Official Sched in July http://t.co/tGc6DlS3xp pic.twitter.com/1QeuWARTsT

— 볼태이르 (Voltz) (@crownprincesone) July 2, 2015

Wolfsburg decided to retire the number 19 in tribute to the late Junior Malanda. Class act pic.twitter.com/fnchrfYk0a

— Bayern & Germany (@iMiaSanMia) July 2, 2015

Rihanna hyping over BBHMM vid going live pic.twitter.com/0kvxx22bKa

— soldier (@_iStan4Rihanna) July 2, 2015

A friend isn't your friend until they defend you in your absence

— Perfect Boyfriend (@WhennBoys) July 2, 2015

The work continues until we are no longer in a place of being dependent on institutions and systems that don't value our lives.

— Bree Newsome (@BreeNewsome) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

Greatest Fictional Sports Team • ROUND OF 32 • RT ~ SCLU Mud Dogs Fav ~ The Bad News Bears pic.twitter.com/mxwuZx0kBa

— Bracket Battles (@BracketBattles1) July 2, 2015

My favorite SpongeBob episode he killed this parody😂😂😂😭😭💀💀 pic.twitter.com/xleYlOC5mh

— IDFWU (@LondonbreedAnne) July 2, 2015

real shit 😂 pic.twitter.com/8vmRqTibAI

— [ ⓑⓐⓜ ] ❁ (@sparklybambi) July 2, 2015

The worst feeling ever is not knowing whether you should wait or give up

— J.B (@jb_barker10) July 2, 2015

when your mom makes you come home early. pic.twitter.com/LqYGmfkJbB

— gg (@legeraald) July 2, 2015

In 10 years, I wonder who is still going to be by my side.

— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) July 2, 2015

Slide into my DMs like https://t.co/yC631y8lu6

— Baseball Bros (@BaseballBros) July 2, 2015

Don't call me yours if you're flirting with someone else.

— The Notebook (@BestTextMsgs) July 2, 2015

we're 4k from 700k for every 1k I'm gonna tell a secret when paul was six he climbed his xmas tree. it tipped and killed his mouse 🎄🐭💙

— Danny Edge⚓️ (@epDannyEdge) July 2, 2015

cousin 😍😍😍😩 pic.twitter.com/CPj7s34Hzl

— Yann (@beYANd__) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

RT and u will find this money today pic.twitter.com/cdPjclMIIk

— Tumblr Posts (@tumbIerposts) July 2, 2015

You should always leave loved ones with loving words it may be the last time you them pic.twitter.com/o3KLRRRWQ8

— SCUMBEEZY (@StevenFhoney) July 2, 2015

reunited with @camerondallas right now, haven't seen him in forever

— Photo by @Bryant (@bryanteslava) July 2, 2015

I just want you in my life no matter what..

— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) July 2, 2015

I just want my hair played with and a back massage.

— fuck off ♡ (@PsychoticProbs) July 2, 2015

Pizza party ✌️ *pizza party for my emotions *😸 pic.twitter.com/F32rtcx3Zs

— ☮KyLe DaViD HaLl☯ (@KyleDavidHall) July 2, 2015

I can randomly wake up in the middle of the night just to check social networks for about two seconds then go back to sleep again

— My Feelings ☯ (@DamnRealPosts) July 2, 2015

Goodnight ❤️ I'm gonna hit the gym then I'll stream on Twitch after (:

— Rudan C. (@rudanc) July 2, 2015

RT for a DM to.. Cameron Nash Matt Jack G Taylor Jack J Aaron Carter Shawn Hayes Jacob (turn my notifications on first)

— caleb (@drivebycash) July 2, 2015

The original "what are those" 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/zvrZGQVO3u

— † (@YadiValdivia) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

Best picture yet of last night's amazing lightning storm in #Edinburgh from @MrKitCarruthers pic.twitter.com/0hdkDGBpUI

— Brian Ferguson (@brianjaffa) July 2, 2015

I would never do to you, what you did to me.

— ⠀ (@thotery) July 2, 2015

#LiesIveToldMyParents "yeah, I took the chicken out of the freezer" *hangs up* *runs downstairs screaming*

— Benjamin (@Ben_Gunderson_) July 2, 2015

Don't ignore me for days and then start talking to me again like nothing happened

— Perfect Boyfriend (@WhennBoys) July 2, 2015

You're what I dream of and want to wake up to.🌖

— Johnn!e Guilbert= (@JohnnieGuilbert) July 2, 2015

NEVER FORGET 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/9kEybL3hxq

— \\ (@WORLDSTARFVNNY) July 2, 2015

ITS AMAZING😻😻 #AyeMaOniTunes pic.twitter.com/GIG9PFovtk

— jae (@carelesswilk) July 2, 2015

This shit pitiful pic.twitter.com/i3iuLrh5Gf

— fiend (@baskgod) July 2, 2015

I need to meet people who stay up late like me lol

— Mo Khan (@ThaKhanflict) July 2, 2015

Without you I'm nothing🙅🏻 Thank you again👊🏼

— Nick Bean (@ItsNickBean) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

this hit me hard pic.twitter.com/AroJiiIXbH

— Tumblr Posts (@tumbIerposts) July 2, 2015

Let's make him famous:- In Bangalore, This conscientious cop who cleared the road Single handedly for smooth traffic. pic.twitter.com/xSoPng7NWr

— Traffline Delhi/NCR (@TrafflineDEL) July 2, 2015

my whole mentality on life is changing, it's amazing.

— LSD Δ (@ThirdMinded) July 2, 2015

Girls be like " I met his family ☺️ "... No bihh you walked through the living room & spoke 😭✌🏾️

— 4EvaGetNChose (@ISmashedYoGurl) July 2, 2015

You ain't fuck with spongebob if you never seen this episode pic.twitter.com/8ehTUEgX07

— #NationnTwin⚡️ (@ThatBoiTrill_) July 1, 2015

Bush did 9/11 https://t.co/l0kGLLEUgM

— YA BOY DANNY TANNER (@DannyTanner) July 2, 2015

mind set: whatever happens, happens

— Incomparable (@lNC0MPARABLE) July 2, 2015

I JUST MET THE SMALLEST AND CUTEST PUPPY

— Mikey Murphy (@ItsMikeyMurphy) July 2, 2015

being lowkey means ONE THING ☝🏾️😂 pic.twitter.com/CcrBG8gFmF

— JZ (@jalisathepizza) July 1, 2015

Honestly, as long as you're happy, who the hell cares what you do

— Jake ™ (@JJECKK) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

When you see a baby and it starts coming your way pic.twitter.com/Fa2oPqA331

— fetty wap's good eye (@sneakdissing) July 2, 2015

"What's your favorite position in bed?" near the wall so I can use my phone while it's charging

— ㅤJordan (@Jordan_Garzaa) July 2, 2015

A negative mind will never give you a positive life

— G-Eazy (@ReaIGEazy) July 2, 2015

Who wore it better ? RT FOR AUG FAVE FOR TREY pic.twitter.com/xWgqTUwaK2

— ....PETTY (@AugustMemes) July 2, 2015

Don't get me hooked on you and then leave 🙍🏽

— LexOverYou❥ (@just_lexii_) July 2, 2015

best gif I seen since 2014 pic.twitter.com/MALaUSxFx5

— Sexual Gifs (@BestSexGif) July 2, 2015

I would never do to you, what you did to me.

— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) July 2, 2015

I hate it when I have to be nice to someone who I really want to throw a brick at.

— ♛ (@nuteIla) July 2, 2015

My favorite SpongeBob episode he killed this parody😂😂😂😭😭💀💀 pic.twitter.com/IcmFCFqn6o

— Ridiculousness (@RlDICULOUSNESS) July 2, 2015

The most difficult piece I've ever had to write is this one right here... http://t.co/udnjur6RP6 pic.twitter.com/o6MzNPgn5A

— Brandon Huffman (@BrandonHuffman) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

what on earth is self esteem when a kid is 3682863 times prettier than you pic.twitter.com/IEWTEMWmCh

— Tumblr Posts (@tumbIerposts) July 2, 2015

When you're acting crazy but bae still loves you pic.twitter.com/Bosvkx3plS

— ♛ (@nuteIla) July 2, 2015

trust game w e a k asf.

— ️️ (@naomidans) July 2, 2015

My older bro @sammywilk just released a cool ass track on iTunes. https://t.co/QQmoi0p9iR #BuyAyeMaOnItunes #cosign

— Dillon Rupp (@DJRupp_) July 2, 2015

i love rihanna tbh pic.twitter.com/sXWndi3hqO

— Jonathan Frandzone (@NotAllBhas) July 2, 2015

I'm lucky as hell to have you.

— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@bridgetstfu) July 2, 2015

This is so cute 😭 pic.twitter.com/KNHOZrKzZx

— The Notebook (@BestTextMsgs) July 2, 2015

GUYS I GOT MY IPHONE SCREEN FIXED NOW I CAN TAKE SELFIES AGAIN!!! sorry

— Luke Korns (@LukeKorns) July 2, 2015

The takeover begins now... 🌎 #DirtyWork

— Eric Guerrero (@ericguerrero) July 2, 2015

I say "I don't know" to everything when I'm in a bad mood.

— ♛ (@nuteIla) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

I'm disgusted & mad. How can u even date someone's husband. pic.twitter.com/olDfoBws0M

— ॐ (@marywolmard) July 2, 2015

This dude doing the most , No Chill💀😂😂😂😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/5DELn5PJRY

— Young Real (@0Chills) July 2, 2015

IM WEAK AS FUCK pic.twitter.com/hksDb0HvY8

— Rob Lucci (@NawRob) July 2, 2015

My way. pic.twitter.com/EKr25VVHWX

— Frank-Michael Preuss (@fmpreuss) July 2, 2015

#SNSD filming for their Reality Show by speaner https://t.co/XhSj41kxzL https://t.co/VUk8CSDY0T pic.twitter.com/vcSlVvvPrJ

— ( ˘ ³˘)❤ (@309KTYSS) July 2, 2015

I miss you, but fuck you.

— ⠀ (@thotery) July 2, 2015

My way. https://t.co/fzsDiGCbZz

— Frank-Michael Preuss (@fmpreuss) July 2, 2015

New photo on 500px : My way. pic.twitter.com/JCpAooupqU

— Frank-Michael Preuss (@fmpreuss) July 2, 2015

+2 more! https://t.co/nxnlJ6Xl0E https://t.co/GLKhno7mQz https://t.co/MBhntzsr1N https://t.co/u4SsNk7kHE pic.twitter.com/nkmGxmPtd5

— ( ˘ ³˘)❤ (@309KTYSS) July 2, 2015

I CANT BREATHE. I DONT THINK I EVER LAUGHED THIS HARD IN MY LIFE pic.twitter.com/CUZIP80sfY

— Raylo (@Powerful) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

Happy birthday to our beautiful friend and muse @KieraChaplin pic.twitter.com/HTxyTpBzQu

— MALAN BRETON® (@Malanbreton) July 2, 2015

nigga all you did was lose your earing and find it senior year RT @SavingNoHoes: High School Glo Up 😈 pic.twitter.com/ANo6YnmLPC

— FETTY GUAC (@FoolishAssPuto) July 2, 2015

And then an #angel got their wings... #MalanBreton pic.twitter.com/2tYbX9G3DS

— MALAN BRETON® (@Malanbreton) July 2, 2015

New favorite video😂 pic.twitter.com/t2oaC95Alm

— Lana Del Zay (@GreatGawd) July 2, 2015

My only goal in life right now is to be genuinely happy.

— ᐯIᗷEᔕ (@drvgvisual) July 2, 2015

everything hits you at night

— wavy⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@gxldclouds) July 2, 2015

When you can't post anything on any social networks because you're pretending to be asleep 😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊😊

— ㅤJordan (@Jordan_Garzaa) July 2, 2015

New photo on 500px : 50 flowers for the shade of grey. pic.twitter.com/QjX4zevHWu

— Frank-Michael Preuss (@fmpreuss) July 2, 2015

50 flowers for the shade of grey. https://t.co/zLjlCMJ7Kh

— Frank-Michael Preuss (@fmpreuss) July 2, 2015

50 flowers for the shade of grey. pic.twitter.com/ghebrDH1Wy

— Frank-Michael Preuss (@fmpreuss) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

I wanna go stargazing with my loved one 😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/UlCL4NoS8p

— Tumblr Posts (@tumbIerposts) July 2, 2015

i feel so bad for my exes like imagine losing me

— aiden (@trapfuI) July 2, 2015

I don't know wtf I feel anymore

— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) July 2, 2015

goals man 😍😭 http://t.co/BiXBUecLFs

— You Should... (@ShouIdBeUs) July 2, 2015

I AM 16 YEARS OLD

— Sebastian Olzanski (@SEBTSB) July 2, 2015

fuckboy's out here giving young girls trust issues and shit

— yung softboy (@refIect) July 2, 2015

Dawg this shit hilarious pic.twitter.com/R30UmWxx8F

— Ceez Toretto (@CeezTX) July 2, 2015

Talk about your blessings more than you talk about your problems.

— Matt Wood (@mcw843) July 2, 2015

When you find out he a cheatin ass nigga: pic.twitter.com/335RdR3HKA

— K ∆ L I (@Killa_Kaliii) July 2, 2015

I wanna dance like uma thurman \( ಠ_ಠ\) (/ಠ_ಠ )/ \( ಠ_ಠ\) (/ಠ_ಠ )/ *bows* (|ಠ_ಠ|) thank u

— Danny Edge⚓️ (@epDannyEdge) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

You can have everything. @rihanna pic.twitter.com/iMFEhq3xWL

— WhatWasThisAwardFor? (@WhereBaeAt) July 2, 2015

BUTTER THOOOOOOSE pic.twitter.com/0CSstvLIUe

— ⠀⠀ (@fucksidney) July 2, 2015

S/o to all the MEN who only need ONE woman. 😊

— ㅤ (@tiaramvrie) July 2, 2015

I miss you, but fuck you.

— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) July 2, 2015

when he grabs your thigh while driving. pic.twitter.com/Wh8B2sx2Jf

— what (@ComedyPIease) July 2, 2015

WATERR THOOOOSE!!!!!! pic.twitter.com/dDX6UoO3H6

— Yohan, Christ (@YUNGFETISH) July 1, 2015

i love a "you aint going no where u mine" ass nigga 😩😩😩😩😍

— ♥♡ (@foreignhustlee) July 2, 2015

When I hear "1738" pic.twitter.com/Bco35DdADv

— r wap (@malikstupac) July 2, 2015

Say "Rihanna I don't have your money" 3 times in the mirror she pop like this pic.twitter.com/tQVWJNDjcz

— Anesu (@LanaDelPeasant) July 2, 2015

dating me is like... pic.twitter.com/RFRdBUMtDQ

— ♡ вяσσкє ♡ (@fubrookeck) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

Currently pic.twitter.com/Bj0l6WIt8W

— actual mango tree (@sailornegro) July 2, 2015

OH MY GOD https://t.co/PwJnjoATEc

— Best Of Basketball (@BestOfBbalI) July 2, 2015

When you and squad beat their high score in Circulate 💃they killed it💃pic.twitter.com/r9MWacznYl

— Vinny™ (@vinit_mittal) July 2, 2015

Rest in peace to this little princess💔🙏🏽👼🏽 pic.twitter.com/qkjmpaaEIo

— fayfay girl❤️ (@_xsavannah__) July 2, 2015

"I'm at a friend's house" #LiesIveToldMyParents pic.twitter.com/RGT7TgDXy6

— Rachael Goss (@rachael_goss) July 2, 2015

I'm single as fuck

— Christian Beadles (@Therealbeadles1) July 2, 2015

I'm a good person... Don't Fuck with my emotions 😒

— Mami (@Cocaineskin_) July 2, 2015

here you go @rihanna pic.twitter.com/rN3CFgeBmd

— blxk (@willfinty) July 2, 2015

RT if you want #DJtoDallas pic.twitter.com/Q4VsNTis5T

— Mavs Nation (@Mavs_FFL) July 2, 2015

Free your mind from negativity.

— Love4Vibes™ (@VibesMood) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

me 5 seconds after I fight with anyone pic.twitter.com/NZZEN3f2tX

— Tumblr Posts (@tumbIerposts) July 2, 2015

#michaellovesmelissa #iloveyou #imsorry #truelove #regret #mylife #loveyou #AlwaysAndForever I love you forever! xoxo pic.twitter.com/gudzieXxSy

— Michael Munday (@michaelmunday) July 2, 2015

i love you <3

— Brandon Cyrus (@BrandonCyrus) July 2, 2015

BUTTER THOOOOOOOOOSE pic.twitter.com/PvmhC4G3bD

— DJ KHALED (@Sanchovies) July 2, 2015

Kanye attitude with Drake feelings

— Chrιs (@cuIprits) July 2, 2015

🐰ur my punk rock princess🐰

— Danny Edge⚓️ (@epDannyEdge) July 2, 2015

I would've quit my job . 😩😩😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/oPtsSXnURp

— Tanya Meanass. (@_BaDunCHING_) July 2, 2015

I don't fuck w people that fuck w tons of people

— maggie lindemann (@MaggieLindemann) July 2, 2015

Rt if your mother is a blessing

— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) July 2, 2015

hella heart eyes for you

— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@OmeoMusic) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

I've already spent more time in jail for unhooking a confederate flag from its post than the cop who assaulted a black girl in #McKinney

— Bree Newsome (@BreeNewsome) July 2, 2015

Every day we stray farther from God's light. RT @ImN0tAaron: Tried baking chicken with sprinkles on it, kinda good pic.twitter.com/nALktxLtrV

— shayfromonline (@shayfromonline) July 2, 2015

#NP @SkylarStecker "Rooftop" @daveaude Remix on http://t.co/etcbJQ9ugW

— HypeRadio (@GetHypeRadio) July 2, 2015

🔥🔥🔥RETWEET!!🔥🔥🔥 I'll be gifting 'Aye Ma' by @sammywilk to as many people possible. #AyeMaOniTunes https://t.co/whS9FYbIVm

— tess (@pleasingwilk) July 2, 2015

just ate now all I need is too sleep 😋

— Jack Dail (@JackDail) July 2, 2015

That's why sad songs make me happy, cause I don't have to feel alone.

— BryanStars (@BryanStars) July 2, 2015

LISTEN TO WISDOM VIBRATION RADIO! What Are U Listening To Right Now? Click http://t.co/5LzqFCjFFI 2 Listen Plz #share pic.twitter.com/gnX817djaA

— Zodiac Assistant (@ZodiacTables) July 2, 2015

Pretty much 😒 pic.twitter.com/Ui8b6iWAxh

— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@sheisaddicted) July 2, 2015

#LiesIveToldAGuy who's that girl? *already know all info on her*

— lion (@katzabrad) July 2, 2015

If you make $ off my likeness & would be gracious enough to contribute some of that $ to youth in my community, it'd be greatly appreciated

— Bree Newsome (@BreeNewsome) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

Grethancarpendail for life

— Jack Dail (@JackDail) July 2, 2015

When you got mad fire to spit but you remember you on a Disney show pic.twitter.com/n4w31pY9u3

— ️- (@zenversaces) July 2, 2015

@AugustAlsina You have Alsina Nation like… #AugForCalvin pic.twitter.com/o3HMt6OBi2

— imjustAUG (@trillestaug) July 2, 2015

Dawg this shit probably hit harder than Ray Rice pic.twitter.com/z7VuEQaBt6

— Daniel (@MyFavsTrash) July 2, 2015

As you grow older, you realize it becomes less important to have more friends and more important to have real ones.

— Perfect Boyfriend (@WhennBoys) July 2, 2015

when bae finally text you back pic.twitter.com/EWLzz0ppBT

— Good Vibes (@ALostDrug) July 2, 2015

"you smell like weed" Me: there were people smoking around me #LiesIveToldMyParents

— Stoner Nation (@ThaStonerNation) July 2, 2015

*accidentally purposely turns conversation sexual*

— yung softboy (@refIect) July 2, 2015

Why are middle school girls skipping the awkward stage & going straight to pretty? No, you get braces & wear blue eyeshadow. Do your time.

— ♛ (@nuteIla) July 2, 2015

Reasons i favorite tweets: 1. ur hot 2. i agree 3. i think ur a complete idiot 4. i know u hate me & i want u to know that i know

— zaheer (@feelingyovibes) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

baby won't you come my way 😏 pic.twitter.com/Fc8BvrLHUG

— Nyi Tasha West (@nyiwest) July 2, 2015

Rip dad love u glad ur in a better place I already miss u a ton pic.twitter.com/FtlzfvrDE2

— SCUMBEEZY (@StevenFhoney) July 2, 2015

These 21 Amazing Photographs Seem More Like Fantasy Than Reality... UNREAL! http://t.co/HwKOP7AdR8 pic.twitter.com/ibChphG8Le

— deveoh.com (@deveoh) July 2, 2015

all I gotta do is....... ( @nyiwest @_iamlegacyyy_ )😝 pic.twitter.com/csHRUm9DeL

— amerah (@LookInAmerah) July 2, 2015

Know your worth and add tax.

— JAIMESHA. (@jaefromvine) July 2, 2015

😊I'm 😊trying😊to😊be😊a😊better 😊person 😊but😊some😊people😊are 😊testing 😊me

— Cara Eckenrod (@caraeckerod) July 2, 2015

When someone says jeeps are ugly 😈😌 pic.twitter.com/V2ITi9At2L

— Jeep Porn (@ItsJeepPorn) July 2, 2015

I'm so sick of dating idiots.

— Brandon Cyrus (@BrandonCyrus) July 2, 2015

My whole life in 4 pictures pic.twitter.com/ckOC9wEbBY

— Ms. New Booty (@Slurpee_Goddess) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

Me in math class pic.twitter.com/A4MerIvRbs

— Tumblr Posts (@tumbIerposts) July 2, 2015

why are boys so gross why why does it have to be like this why do you want everyone to hate you whats wrong pic.twitter.com/ehLrQqzB6G

— Lil Brat (@lilkittten) July 2, 2015

Family time!! So glad to have everyone home! pic.twitter.com/lwImUTvwNF

— Jerry&Pat Hernandez (@WeLuvAllyB) July 2, 2015

You're not a hero, you're a liar. You're not a savior, you're a vampire. Sucking the life out of all the friends you've ever known.

— BryanStars (@BryanStars) July 2, 2015

This is so cute 😍 pic.twitter.com/QWfsOe6wi5

— Flirtationship ✌️ (@Teased) July 2, 2015

Part 2 pic.twitter.com/FUwuZF1J9P

— Jessica Vanessa (@_JessiVanessa) July 2, 2015

When you chill with shorty so much she starts to fuck with the same music you fuck with.

— 40 (@40oz_VAN) July 2, 2015

I need this backyard pic.twitter.com/pjnlTbZade

— Total Golf Move™ (@totalgolfmove) July 2, 2015

What is competition when I'm only worried about myself ? lmao chill bitch

— Kayla Star (@_xksxo) July 2, 2015

cutting people off sucks, but shit happens and u gotta do whats best for u

— eri¢ fran¢o (@irreIevent) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

@TheWeeknd is number #2 on the Billboard Artist 100 🙌 pic.twitter.com/C0CxjPzfXm

— XØ (@TheWeekndsMouth) July 2, 2015

Incase yall forgot pic.twitter.com/kjGunX7kBO

— Jessica Vanessa (@_JessiVanessa) July 2, 2015

I love the the simple things like watching the sunset listening to waves crash on beaches looking up and seeing a sky full of stars

— Paul Zimmer (@epPaulZimmer) July 2, 2015

Sorry I bothered you with my friendship pic.twitter.com/5DaurChIKo

— The Notebook (@BestTextMsgs) July 2, 2015

LMAOOOO I'M DONE 😂😂😂 https://t.co/OCukHHR8KG

— Walt (@ItsWaltBitch) July 2, 2015

I really need a Dylan O'Brien in my life pic.twitter.com/AJu0Yuttji

— Lady Boners (@Iadybonerss) July 2, 2015

friends are turning into strangers

— Andrew McCoy (@DrewsOfficial_) July 2, 2015

once i stop caring ur not getting it back. ill be cold as ice, i promise

— eri¢ fran¢o (@irreIevent) July 2, 2015

Mets botch a suicide squeeze play, two Mets players end up on 3rd base. Both Mets players are called out #LOLMets pic.twitter.com/hzTbZeuQHy

— Mets fans Can't Spel (@MetsKevin11) July 2, 2015

if i didn't tell you, don't believe it 🙉

— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ɢσσ∂✖️мσиeу™ (@FreshCurry_) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

When u say something in a group chat and nobody's replying pic.twitter.com/uhByzPxpY0

— Tumblr Posts (@tumbIerposts) July 1, 2015

got hella feelings for you

— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@blvckfame) July 2, 2015

Saw you at your worst and still thought you were the best

— ⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ (@blvckfame) July 2, 2015

I'd rather say "nevermind" than repeat myself...👌🏼💯💯

— ✨PAX✨ (@Pax420) July 2, 2015

#LiesIveToldAGuy "yeah im so down to hang out, just let me know when you're free!" *never replies to their texts after that* 😇

— jaliene (@_jxyp) July 1, 2015

#LiesIveToldAGuy "okay I'll ask my parents" *doesn't ask* "they said no sorry"

— Kim S (@kimlovesuu) July 1, 2015

#LiesIveToldMyParents… Ima Let This Pot Soak First Them Ima Come Back And Finish pic.twitter.com/lcdeEwERs1

— #WeDrinkPaul (@DjCorean_BDM) July 1, 2015

#LiesIveToldAGuy I'm lesbian, *points at friend* "thats my girlfriend"

— Big C (@crystalvp101) July 1, 2015

I think I just found the original "what are those????" 😂💀 pic.twitter.com/LyE8B496LU

— Miana (@b0riquaa) July 1, 2015

I'd take a 2-star recruit with a 5-star work ethic over a 5-star recruit with a 2-star work ethic any day. – Mike Krzyzewski

— Coach Quotes (@CoachMotto) July 2, 2015

Best Tweets (TESTING_NOW Ver03.09_01)

@camerondallas I was waiting for you to tweet this tbh

— dominika (@bieberdallasx94) July 2, 2015

Just saw LeBron James and Dwayne Wade.. I literally cannot stop shaking😭😭 pic.twitter.com/QUVkTXj07o

— Sierra Kirsch (@SierraKirsch310) July 2, 2015

@epPaulZimmer ME jk you're dumb jk I'm texting you right now 🌝 still dumb tho

— Danny Edge⚓️ (@epDannyEdge) July 2, 2015

Kanye West ft. T-Pain - Good Life pic.twitter.com/tRvTtM2JLE

— 30 Second Jams (@30SecondJams) July 2, 2015

This is literally the best thing I've ever seen happen on Twitter pic.twitter.com/QZAiFNT6UG

— Luke Karmali (@lukekarmali) July 1, 2015

To any girl who broke my heart, and to the kids who betrayed me and misused our friend ship. You should be more careful dawg ✌️

— ☮KyLe DaViD HaLl☯ (@KyleDavidHall) July 1, 2015

Gucci Mane's new mixtape #Trapology drops tonight at 10:17. pic.twitter.com/T597CAvzK3

— Everything Georgia (@GAFollowers) July 2, 2015

#LiesIveToldMyParents "I'm going to bed" pic.twitter.com/y9R8mngwzy

— CLICK LINK IN BIO (@Forbiddenmccan) July 1, 2015

I'm loyal, but i ain't stupid.

— Fuck Feelings. (@PassionPosts) July 2, 2015

When she teases you for hours and finally unzips your pants pic.twitter.com/w7iHgpyhMh

— Tempa (RIP Depz) (@QuickTempa) July 1, 2015