Tweet-TOPIX-en: 11/02/16

Wednesday, November 2, 2016

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You hurt me more than what I deserve because I loved you more than what you deserve #surihatimrpilot
— Neelofa (@Neelofa) November 2, 2016

BREAKING: Major @HillaryClinton Donor Inside Dem Fundraiser:Blacks Are "Seriously F***ed in The Head" https://t.co/gXlDctEmxu @DeborahRossNC
— James O'Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) November 2, 2016

NEW VIDEO:Top Democratic @HillaryClinton Donor @ @DeborahRossNC Fundraiser: Blacks Are "Seriously F***ed in The Head"https://t.co/VqaCvwm9kz
— James O'Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) November 2, 2016

.@PVeritas_Action press conference in North Carolina before @POTUS arrives. Top Dem donor: Blacks are "seriously f***ed in the head" pic.twitter.com/tSAmAAaVJN
— James O'Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) November 2, 2016

RT if you remember pic.twitter.com/ElB5xM13AD
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) November 2, 2016

Scott has given you a FREE Uber ride (up to $20). https://t.co/hGC6HwhnEk #uber #promo #commute #ridesharing #lyft #PromoCode #free #coupon pic.twitter.com/eN2VF25tzJ
— Scott Theodore, MD (@scotttheomd) November 2, 2016

LIVE in North Carolina @PVeritas_Action press conference Top Dem donor @ @DeborahRossNC fundraiser: Blacks are"seriously f***ed in the head" pic.twitter.com/WU8kXsn7kH
— James O'Keefe (@JamesOKeefeIII) November 2, 2016

Light as a feather, conflicts and hurdles never unsurmountable. Hooked to this realiserye! #TIMYGetGoing
— Tita Dinz (@dinzcastro) November 2, 2016

Godspeed to the two police officers killed in Des Moines. Back the Blue. Merica.
— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) November 2, 2016

"THAT GIRL IS A REAL CROWD PLEASER." pic.twitter.com/L23PSIhkr5
— ⁶𓅓 (@CalebColeman_) November 2, 2016

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Hahaha so annoying :))

📹 @lulumromero https://t.co/6WHswGsZre
— KATH (@bernardokath) November 2, 2016

Steak and Fries pic.twitter.com/7w8pCyFFHC
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) November 2, 2016

Who's watching? RT!! #TIMYGetGoing
— Dreamscape (@DreamscapePH) November 2, 2016

when u have 8 assignments due, ur life is literally falling apart & u still ain't got ur shit together but ur mood is still: pic.twitter.com/wudE2fTCuo
— Relatable Quotes (@RelatableQuote) November 2, 2016

#MarkBam hair color change twt 😍💖❤ pic.twitter.com/or6UXT9xL9
— AdorableMB (@GotPumpkinMB) November 2, 2016

NO TO SELECTIVE CENSORSHIP #TIMYGetGoing
— Eric John Salut (@ericjohnsalut) November 2, 2016

I • WILL pic.twitter.com/osNEziyjzk
— Words (@selfamused) November 2, 2016

Feeling Homesick when #abroad? Then go to any #Filipino Store & get urself a #Piattos It will surely make u remember ur great days back HOME pic.twitter.com/8XIV2dgwUN
— Morgan Magazine ™ (@supermorgy) November 2, 2016

i miss your smile
but i miss mine more
— panda (@nuarxx) November 2, 2016

Perfect condo, imperfect timing 😩 #TIMYGetGoing
— Tita Dinz (@dinzcastro) November 2, 2016

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"Fearfully and Wonderfully Made" https://t.co/EUGOgxlxd9 pic.twitter.com/BFxpMSVolG
— _KNK (@kai_n_kimjongin) November 2, 2016

Good spin👏🏼 pic.twitter.com/GVsEMrZoTp
— 水谷隼 (@Mizutani__Jun) November 2, 2016

Chelsea: "That night in Munich."

Liverpool: "That night in Istanbul."

Man Utd: "That night in Moscow."

Arsenal: "That night in Bulgaria." pic.twitter.com/GtVcKDbYjf
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) November 2, 2016

I'm dying. 😂

pic.twitter.com/FaJTJuROce
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) November 2, 2016

"And suddenly, we were strangers again."
— six word story (@sixwordshort) November 2, 2016

"You're a beautiful person inside and out, Meng." - Richard Faulkerson Jr.

And he already knew that last year: 9/26/2015 ☺️#ALDUBVacation pic.twitter.com/XiO6eV2sz1
— maich 🌻 (@maichard21) November 2, 2016

believe that you are loved ☝🏻his love is everlasting.
— Sofia Andres (@iamsofiaandres) November 2, 2016

Sometimes, lelaki ingat prempuan nk handbag mahai kasut baru. Bukan semua. Sometimes you will meet a girl who need time to spend together ☺️
— SITI YASMEEN (@momosahaja) November 2, 2016

Puntod's Next Top Model
— SENYORA (@Senyora) November 2, 2016

To all the people who gave up on me, Thank you. pic.twitter.com/SJgpx7mUqo
— Nisley (@sashaxslay) November 2, 2016

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i love twitter 💀😂 pic.twitter.com/kVdtwnf57w
— ️ (@disaproval) November 2, 2016

Bacon grilled cheese 😍😋 pic.twitter.com/HDNs62OtY4
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) November 2, 2016

HE SAID THE JELLY IS REALLY DELICIOUS IN CHINESE CRIES pic.twitter.com/NTN4Q4hIeK
— 변빠름 (@eternally_b) November 2, 2016

EXO-CBX "Hey Mama!" #1 on iTunes in 7 Countries
#1 Brunei
#1 Hong Kong
#1 Malaysia
#1 Peru
#1 Philippines
#1 Thailand
#1 Singapore pic.twitter.com/vSfXkElnwf
— SMTownEngSub (@SMTownEngSub) November 2, 2016

"My husband is a huge Star Wars fan and I'm a huge Harry Potter fan. These were our engagement shots."

😍😍😍😍😍 pic.twitter.com/IdQOUPeu08
— Hogwarts Logic (@HogwartsLogic) November 2, 2016

If I dont reply to you:
I'm eatin
I'm sleep
Youre annoying
You sent a one word text
I'm on twitter/Snapchat
I just didnt feel like replyin
— ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ (@YourFavvBaddie) November 2, 2016

i wanna be addicted to your love forever.
— Bae 🌨 (@MyBaeTexts) November 2, 2016

All the support Taeyeon is getting from the people around her warms my heart 😊 (close staff, members, pd, lyricist, sound engineers) pic.twitter.com/azG3wL8pj0
— jinro (@sonexjinro) November 2, 2016

Taeyeon's 11:11 has surpassed Rain's 1st day unique listeners on Melon and crossed 800k 🎉 pic.twitter.com/D4e3gv3dsH
— chouchou (@guoda309) November 2, 2016

my favorite part of the day is when i get to go to bed
— relationships (@RELATlONSHlP) November 2, 2016

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Please read our official statement here about user @louisechelle reg our covershoot with @mainedcm: https://t.co/bUUdjgpwlt
— Preview Magazine (@previewph) November 2, 2016

Sometimes I wish you were in my place just to know how I feel
— Emanzul (@emanzulx) November 2, 2016

I smile outside , but deep inside i cry a lot 😷
— ♥ BARBIE ♥ (@sayyidah_umai) November 2, 2016

#VIXX the 'Master Idol of Concepts' is back! Check the behind scenes of the MV film making of 'The Closer'! ▶https://t.co/tXMoY616g4 pic.twitter.com/QhBKVsAr6i
— V LIVE (@Vliveofficial) November 2, 2016

did October even happen
— Too Sassy (@AdorableWords) November 2, 2016

Cookie & Cream Cheesecake Bars. pic.twitter.com/0bSfXSa65P
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) November 2, 2016

Some girls wants diamond rings and purses, I want food
— Sahlt (@AlyciaTyre) November 2, 2016

This is my proudest moment yet as a father pic.twitter.com/5KBBCPNPDl
— Alex Haws Kuresa (@Its_Rufio7) October 31, 2016

Shawty got such a good heart, it's just been broken
— BRYCE HAMPTON (@BJH_10) November 2, 2016

Anything that's worth anything is complicated 😔
2 more episodes 😱 Saksikan #surihatimrpilot malam ni! #WardabyNH pic.twitter.com/ANR00fEZ2h
— Neelofa (@Neelofa) November 2, 2016

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Cute :) #ALDUBVacation pic.twitter.com/gAz6lZ5xLz
— nate gonzaga™ (@naughtynate29) November 2, 2016

[🏆] 161102 #TWICE Won 1st Place on MBC "SHOW CHAMPION" Tonight. Congratulation @JYPETWICE 🎉🎉 #TT2ndWin pic.twitter.com/MibuZZoUXF
— TWICE GLOBAL (@TWICE_GLOBAL) November 2, 2016

#BLACKPINK almost debuted with the name

• PINKPUNK
• BABY MONSTER
• MAGNUM (Google to see what it means)

©https://t.co/Y4HY2xBOkU pic.twitter.com/xfMRJ8w6wF
— BLACKPINK • 블랙핑크 (@YG_BLACKPINK) November 2, 2016

If you'll bash M's physical attributes make sure that you are way prettier or better than the half of this fandom.

Or else.#ALDUBVacation
— ALDENophileCLUB (@ALDENophileCLUB) November 2, 2016

"La Hawla wala Quwwata Ila billah.
There is no power and strength except with Allah"

Read this whenever you feel afraid or feel hopeless.
— ️ (@Fathyakan) November 2, 2016

#MorningJoe -#CrookedHillary will cont...Obamacare architect says American people are stupid and were lied to - 3... https://t.co/Tg8xDoKvxV
— Rainmaker (@GmoneyRainmaker) November 2, 2016

Bless you. Sending love and prayers to all xx https://t.co/HAZKAixdd5
— Mama Twist (@MrsAnneTwist) November 2, 2016

Hwarang posted the Making Film for the shooting of the drama's official posters, 161102. #BTS https://t.co/PUy0afXWc3 pic.twitter.com/N7waXEmNB1
— ARMY Base (@bangtanitl) November 2, 2016

BLACKPINK says, it's a lie to say that they don't expect rookie award + gonna be so happy if they do receive one https://t.co/HYLnwyfwrJ pic.twitter.com/BjBN8QU5s9
— The Seoul Story (@theseoulstory) November 2, 2016

"You took him back, didn't you?" pic.twitter.com/OQMcftVxmY
— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) November 2, 2016

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thank god for mozzarella cheese sticks 🙌🏼 pic.twitter.com/HhPuaML20g
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) November 2, 2016

When I think I'm playing but it actually comes off as me being mean and affects people pic.twitter.com/FEigArKouy
— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) November 2, 2016

"Rabbi zidni 'ilman"

Ya Allah, increase me in knowledge.
— ️ (@Fathyakan) November 2, 2016

How Richard sees Maine. 🌹#ALDUBVacation pic.twitter.com/5c9Xsd9X10
— maich 🌻 (@maichard21) November 2, 2016

They are so cute!!! 👧🏼💕 #MoonLovers #ScarletHeartRyeo pic.twitter.com/RPlkSSOA7Q
— Scarlet Heart: Ryeo (@MoonLoversSBS) November 2, 2016

Count Marco on BitWinehttps://t.co/WnKFq1gGkB #psychic #tarot #onlinepsychics #cartomancy #onlinetarot #fortunetelling
— Marilyn Blair (@Marilynblair_Ro) November 2, 2016

Happy 15th birthday to @fishbowl! We would like to thank all of our customers for allowing us to serve them! #Software #customerservice pic.twitter.com/4StTc9wux1
— DavidKWilliams (@DavidKWilliams) November 2, 2016

Hope y'all enjoyed Halloween, my favorite holiday!https://t.co/MRxVLjjTbl #VLOG #Blog #MikeAlonzo #halloween2016 #thehustleblog
— Eric Renzi (@RenziEric) November 2, 2016

[Gary's last 런닝맨 Running Man filming] Your presence will be missed~ Wishing you the best in your music career! ❤️ pic.twitter.com/yth76BNowY
— SBS Running Man 런닝맨 (@RunningManGuest) November 2, 2016

Boyyyyyyyy..... I would die pic.twitter.com/qLs2k3Sdbd
— Court Court. (@JustCourtnei) November 1, 2016

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Shawn killing it on stage for night 2 !! 🙆🏼 😁 #ShawnWorldTourSydney pic.twitter.com/kYfbPFxSYb
— Shawn Access (@ShawnAccess) November 2, 2016

With a team this good, no wonder Derrick Rose thought they could win every game

(Vine via @World_Wide_Wob)https://t.co/gHBL9CF6zR
— NOTSportsCenter™ (@NOTSportsCenter) November 2, 2016

somethin to take the edge off pic.twitter.com/NRLvqEXfht
— We Rate Lizards (@WeRateLizards) November 2, 2016

ADN Yesterday: "Bibis! Enjoy kahit walang update."👍🏻
Today: "Bibis we miss you, snap naman diyan." 😭

A&M: Bipolar af.😂#ALDUBVacation pic.twitter.com/MDieurrLyb
— ALDENophileCLUB (@ALDENophileCLUB) November 2, 2016

Expectation vs Reality 😂#ALDUBVacation pic.twitter.com/c0zRpeh4XE
— Broadway Janitor (@BroadwayJanitor) November 2, 2016

Coffee Crisis - Genesis - Mega Cat Studioshttps://t.co/21sa5R8KfT #Metal #Retro #Sega #Genesis #Coffee #IndieGame #IndieDev #StartUp
— Liliana Ross (@LilianarossIron) November 2, 2016

He ALWAYS held her hand. DJ and Kath will open up like never before in the land of fire and ice. #CelebrateMEGAwithKathNiel revealing soon! pic.twitter.com/xJQ9iXeAz1
— Suki (@SukiSalvador) November 2, 2016

Me: clingy relationships are so stupid lol let your partner breathe damn

*Partner says hey to someone*

Me: pic.twitter.com/1TfB1ZQBej
— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) November 2, 2016

I would be in a jail for the rest of my life. pic.twitter.com/wTmzj749RT
— mia (@mia__monae) November 2, 2016

Hand in hand, setting sights into the great unknown. #CelebrateMEGAwithKathNiel revealing soon! #DanielPadilla #KathrynBernardo pic.twitter.com/YFRUZKsMNZ
— Mega Magazine (@mega_magazine) November 2, 2016

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Mewtwo King ($249) Case! GIVEAWAY (1 winner):
-RT
-Tag a friend
-Post your aff URL
-Visit https://t.co/m9f1is7R79 pic.twitter.com/rkpHGIXnIn
— DrakeMoon (@DrakeMoon) November 2, 2016

Cheese Fries pic.twitter.com/HAZH6LTILb
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) November 2, 2016

At least she's on a screen, raising awareness on mental illness. You sit behind a screen, raising awareness of your bad attitude. https://t.co/T7pRofTuqy
— alia 🌚 (@unbaliable) November 2, 2016

"It is never too late or too soon. It is when it's supposed to be." 😌 - Mitch Albom
— Bea de Leon (@_beadel) November 2, 2016

Undo Narcissist gaslighting and brain washinghttps://t.co/71ICqjYsFX #Gaslighting #Narcissistabuse #Npd #Narcassism
— Rhett Thomas (@rhettthomas6) November 2, 2016

GONNA MISS OBAMA
HERES SOME BETTER CHOICES THAN THE OTHER CLOWNS RUNNING:
TUBE OF GOGURT
OBAMAS DOG
A CARROT
HARAMBE pic.twitter.com/mnVrDJS8il
— Dylan Eagle (@Whereisdylan) November 2, 2016

Dear all Chicago teams right now pic.twitter.com/ICxJol8Ff7
— Drunk Patrick Kane (@Drunk_Kane88) November 2, 2016

#ThankYouMoonLovers from the bottom of our hearts. We will not forget each one of these characters. You made them true to life. ❤️❤️❤️ pic.twitter.com/JQ989DwqVE
— Scarlet Heart: Ryeo (@MoonLoversSBS) November 1, 2016

TODAY'S THE ONLY DAY YOU CAN RETWEET THIS 🎃🕸💀 pic.twitter.com/8f8NXpJG2o
— stussyjoseph 🕸 (@stussyjoseph) November 1, 2016

Dear @aldenrichards02 & @mainedcm,

No matter how hard they try, I will never turn my back on you. You'll always have me.🤗#ALDUBinEurope
— ALDUB Thoughts - Lia (@AldubThoughts) November 1, 2016

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REVENGE pic.twitter.com/iRFAptuKKV
— prints do facebook (@printsdoface) November 2, 2016

Beyoncé sent flowers and a thank you card to @Lavernecox for her Destiny's Child performance on #LipSyncBattle ❤️ pic.twitter.com/N5plvOA5z2
— BEYONCÉ LEGION (@Bey_Legion) November 1, 2016

My life in one picture pic.twitter.com/va0qaSBNPM
— bubbles (@bubblestbh) November 1, 2016

lol ur not zayn malik #ZAYNBOOK pic.twitter.com/nZaY2cx7v0
— shani,THANK YOU ZAYN (@unicozayn) November 1, 2016

glitter looks are so fun pic.twitter.com/BkV3vkhYSU
— MAKEUP ✨ (@BeautyPostss) November 1, 2016

Taeyeon's "11:11" #1 on 7 Digital Charts
#1 Genie
#1 MNET
#1 Bugs
#1 Olleh
#1 Naver
#1 MelOn
#1 Monkey3
#2 Soribada pic.twitter.com/r2TDm9eI84
— SMTownEngSub (@SMTownEngSub) November 1, 2016

fuck the haters. positive vibes only :)
— Ya tu sabes. (@Flamingeos) November 1, 2016

TOO FACED IS COMING OUT WITH ChOCOLATE CHIP & WHITE CHOCOLATE CHIP PALETTES pic.twitter.com/iUMnJxXlxe
— ✨ (@glowkit) November 2, 2016

when the weight of the world is coming down on u but ur tryna make the best of it pic.twitter.com/5ErEx5732y
— Male Thoughts (@SteveStfler) November 2, 2016

Damn bruh pic.twitter.com/Sq0xfuAQl0
— Thirty Sec Fights (@ThirtySecFights) November 1, 2016

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You're allowed to cry,
You're allowed to squeeze your head,
You're allowed to feel exhausted & rest,

But don't stop,
Don't give up.
— teme Abdullah™ (@itsteme) November 2, 2016

college is weird because sometimes you forget to eat and other times you accidentally eat 2 dinners
— no (@tbhjuststop) November 2, 2016

#ZaynBook @zaynmalik this stickers are so fun man 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/iBB6URGJqq
— thanks king!/ (@mindofzxynn) November 1, 2016

Hey Zayn Book Stickers 👍🏻 pic.twitter.com/dTjtYKKRaU
— Doniya Elisha Malik (@DoniyaElisha) November 1, 2016

Y'all remember in 2013 when Childish Gambino freestyled, held a convo, and then continued to freestyle? 🔥pic.twitter.com/uhw5IzoYVw
— Freestyle Raps (@FreestyIeRaps) November 2, 2016

92 Bulls/Knicks playoffs - no techs or suspensions, no internet memes or social media. Just savageness pic.twitter.com/jBkHtX1o1E
— Athlete Tweets (@IPlay4God) November 1, 2016

Cleveland Indians fans remembering those "Blew a 3-1 lead" jokes made to Warriors fans. pic.twitter.com/whh93NUI8H
— Fake SportsCenter (@FakeSportsCentr) November 1, 2016

be my homie before we fall in love
— princess 👑 (@BaelessGvd) November 2, 2016

It's that time of year again😂 pic.twitter.com/oviZzi9PzP
— ️ (@imWaavey) November 2, 2016

Gundogan: £21 million
5 Goals
3 Assists
0 Dabs
1 Haircut

Pogba: £90 million
1 Goal
0 Assists
2 Dabs
6 Haircuts pic.twitter.com/HpzwYrLGZH
— Football Funnys (@FootballFunnys) November 1, 2016

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when the clock hits midnight after halloween pic.twitter.com/5bc3lLopUv
— sexual gifs (@sexualgifs_) November 2, 2016

When you say "shut up" and he says "Make me"

pic.twitter.com/cDrnc2SzCb
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) November 2, 2016

Ozil sent the Ludogorets defenders back to the Europa League last 32 to wait for Manchester United and Paul Pogba!
— Uber Football Facts (@UberFootbalI) November 1, 2016

stubborn af with a good heart
— ㅤ (@protocoIs) November 2, 2016

Snoops rules for the sesh pic.twitter.com/ViH3RsgRrC
— CLOUD N9NE SYRUP™ (@CloudN9neSyrup) November 1, 2016

Oh damn!!! 😳 https://t.co/yPzUzZhoTY
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) November 2, 2016

does mike wazowski blink or wink
— no (@tbhjuststop) November 1, 2016

Parenting done right. pic.twitter.com/SLxFNRkfcp
— Professor Snape (@_Snape_) November 1, 2016

just tryna be successful
— Frank Ocean (@lFRANKOCEANl) November 2, 2016

When the teacher tries to pronounce ghetto names https://t.co/AgY3C0DJzu
— Best Vines (@TheFunnyVine) November 2, 2016

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I swear october lasted like 5 minutes
— tina (@tinatbh) November 2, 2016

if you leave, please stay gone
— ㅤ (@broken) November 1, 2016

Now that it's November https://t.co/kNddKNlysa
— ️ (@disaproval) November 1, 2016

DON'T EVER LET A MAN MAKE U FEEL LIKE UR CRAZY FOR WANTING WHAT U DESERVE
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) November 2, 2016

How I walk around VS. As soon as someone says "hi" to me pic.twitter.com/ClGEi27jx5
— Shit Kanye Does (@LifeOfKanyeWest) November 2, 2016

Mesut Ozil Is A Magician! STUNNING Goal #UCL 👌😱 pic.twitter.com/fI9zHZrFFe
— RMadridBabe (@RMadridBabe) November 1, 2016

HUGE RESPECT for Man City who won against 12 men of FC Barcelona!!
— Troll Football (@TrollFootball) November 1, 2016

Relationship goals...

pic.twitter.com/cqUtbm0Thu
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) November 1, 2016

November & December are such beautiful months
— jeff (@adorsed) November 2, 2016

[VID] Making of Hwarang poster photoshoot #뷔 #김태형 https://t.co/nTBiskSL23 pic.twitter.com/0FvWur6fyi
— BTS SG🇸🇬 (@Bulletproof_SG) November 2, 2016

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My friends lil cousin has been missing all day, ALL IT TAKES IS ONE RETWEET 😪🙏🏽 please . We can find her with yall help pic.twitter.com/IG7fJqvHnM
— #🇩🇴 BrothaBond (@RjayNiice) November 2, 2016

I want someone to look at me the same way I look at pizza 😍🍕 pic.twitter.com/xBuMwJuq1V
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) November 2, 2016

PANARIN EVEN MAKES EMPTY NETTERS LOOK SICK pic.twitter.com/4XNZ2xUe6Z
— Drunk Patrick Kane (@Drunk_Kane88) November 2, 2016

We miss them 😭😭😭 pic.twitter.com/iytc0xIk0g
— Leo Messi (@messi10stats) November 1, 2016

Me: I'm not spending any more money on food

My friends: You wanna go get some food?

Me: pic.twitter.com/xBOSlsjL3W
— what (@chanelpuke) November 2, 2016

i need a build a bae workshop.
— skeptically (@skepticalIy) November 2, 2016

I've waited exactly 365 days to post this Merry Christmas. pic.twitter.com/jKmxHwRrfe
— what (@chanelpuke) November 1, 2016

a conversation between a boy and his alien pic.twitter.com/LfR1kBHyep
— z.u.t.e.p. (@zashionzeek) November 1, 2016

I'm such a "can I have a kiss" every 5 seconds type of person
— ️️️️ (@reaIate) November 2, 2016

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Lately I've been feeling like all I have is myself
— Zach (@NikeLace) November 2, 2016

How to properly eat coleslaw pic.twitter.com/TdWmDPlUXf
— Black People Vines (@BlackPplVines) November 2, 2016

This girl is beyond gorgeous !!! 🙌🏾😍😍 pic.twitter.com/9VTjh563pr
— Bel (@runway_exotica) November 1, 2016

me yesterday vs me today pic.twitter.com/i6bTPd4rOU
— The Office (@TheOfflcePics) November 1, 2016

Omds the Ozil goal from this angle makes it look 100 times better 😂😂😂 pic.twitter.com/R0ht7ru523
— Blackie (@DaRealJama) November 1, 2016

THIS IS AMAZING 😂 pic.twitter.com/xvLMegMFnn
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) November 2, 2016

i may not react but trust me i saw it pic.twitter.com/Jf00BqPa4A
— Funny Tweets™ (@Lmao) November 2, 2016

Pre-nup BTS 😍❤️ @aldenrichards02 @mainedcm ©eventlabph#ALDUBVacation pic.twitter.com/nAjCSOaRPO
— Hi! I'm noriegee💃🏻 (@noriegee) November 2, 2016

When you send someone a long ass paragraph and they only reply to one part.... pic.twitter.com/HtXQHcAChJ
— ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤ ㅤㅤㅤ (@ItsBaddieHoe) November 1, 2016

Me: I'm not spending no more money on food

My friends: You wanna go get some food?

Me: pic.twitter.com/vTR0Txp4x3
— ugh (@ReIief) November 1, 2016

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okay = not mad
ok = mad
k = mad af
— ㅤㅤㅤ (@lmpatient) November 2, 2016

if a guy cheat on his girl with you, WHAAAAAAAAAAT MAKES YOU THINK HE GON BE FAITHFUL TO YOU? that has to be the dumbest thing ever
— Cardi B (@ImCardiB) November 2, 2016

Cleveland fans watching the rest of the series knowing the Indians can blow a 3-1 lead after they've been making 3-1 jokes all summer pic.twitter.com/4ExKKTdXbm
— Thad Castle (@BMS_ThadCastle) November 2, 2016

If Arsenal, Liverpool or United were beating Barca 3-1 twitter would be in flames right now. Good thing no one supports City.
— ӇΛϞz (@cutclear) November 1, 2016

When Chris Brown thought there was a dance battle going on at his concert but it was really a shooting https://t.co/5kzGbE2rUx
— Daily Rap (@DaiIyRap) November 2, 2016

I love a "U ain't going anywhere till we fix this" type of person
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) November 2, 2016

October 31st vs. November 1st pic.twitter.com/F5RXfChLwQ
— ️ (@404memes) November 1, 2016

Lmao right pic.twitter.com/MZR2qiNGr3
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) November 1, 2016

WHAT HAVE THEY DONE. pic.twitter.com/x4BfAxDhr1
— MakuXV (@RedMakuzawa) November 1, 2016

How to properly eat coleslaw pic.twitter.com/1lGiK0yjRw
— Ridiculousness Fans (@WeLoveRobDyrdek) November 2, 2016

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October lasted a good 20 minutes
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) November 2, 2016

THE NEW VIOLET VOSS RIDE OR DIE PALETTE IS EVERYTHING (includes 42 shades) pic.twitter.com/qeqX0jg9L4
— ✨ (@glowkit) November 2, 2016

Right in the feels😭 pic.twitter.com/WpQhEy8Qo9
— The Office (@TheOfficePosts) November 2, 2016

I would like 5 pic.twitter.com/UXhZs8nPbv
— Young Alcoholics (@LifeWithAlcohol) November 2, 2016

RT for Pizza pic.twitter.com/CkwSLCmlOD
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) November 2, 2016

*me hiring a hitman*

hitman: ok whos the target
me: *hands them a picture*
hitman: but..this is a pic of you...
me: pic.twitter.com/9xkBO0heiz
— what (@chanelpuke) November 2, 2016

College Football Playoff Rankings:
1. Alabama
2. Clemson
3. Michigan
4. Texas A&M
5. Washington
6. Ohio State
7. Louisville pic.twitter.com/6WYGGD65TG
— TexAgs (@TexAgs) November 1, 2016

This is Dobby. I can't stop looking at her feet. 12/10 would absolutely snug pic.twitter.com/LhzPWv6rTv
— WeRateDogs™ (@dog_rates) November 1, 2016

pretending u don't care about something or someone when u actually DO is lame. don't do that
— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) November 2, 2016

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If y'all write in Bernie Sanders, the democratic vote will be split, Hillary won't have enough votes to beat Trump. Don't be stupid https://t.co/o05Fa03ozJ
— Run Baymore6️⃣ (@ACornish23) November 2, 2016

+ if you're a Bernie supporter this is the most effective way to actually see the policy he campaigned on happen. https://t.co/YcuoTeCi3C
— Jouelzy (@Jouelzy) November 2, 2016

@DonaldJTrumpJr please share! I know you can reach more people then me! pic.twitter.com/LIwZhpkVHm
— Battista Andrews (@Sweettisa) November 2, 2016

when the weight of the world is coming down on u but ur tryna make the best of it pic.twitter.com/nLTGjateLt
— Relatable Quotes (@RelatableQuote) November 2, 2016

if you don't get this we can't be friends pic.twitter.com/quu16V9qoS
— Because I'm a Guy (@CauseWereGuys) November 2, 2016

Me: I'm not spending no more money on food

My friends: You wanna go get some food?

Me: pic.twitter.com/Xp1VkNVxiy
— tina (@tinatbh) November 2, 2016

How I'm tryna be right now...

pic.twitter.com/UrghToX1I0
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) November 2, 2016

This jumper by Joakim Noah just set organized basketball back 50 years. https://t.co/npSNtBZTyi
— LG (@LGhail) November 1, 2016

Joakim Noah is a monster 🔥 https://t.co/jW4cojZcUc
— Sports Pics (@AmazingSprtsPic) November 2, 2016

lmao accurate pic.twitter.com/iuS8fvZBrf
— High School Problems (@ComedyOrTruth) November 2, 2016

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When u shoot your shot on #DMYourCrushDay and she doesn't reply https://t.co/EH4sGuqdIC
— Meninist (@MeninistTweet) November 2, 2016

mood cause he get out this month pic.twitter.com/8HECMd9kkP
— ㅤㅤㅤ (@realugIy) November 2, 2016

If ur girlfriend isnt the most annoying human you've ever met in ur life then is she really ur girlfriend???
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) November 2, 2016

deadass tho, parked car conversations are lowkey unofficial therapy sessions b.
— tiller (@BrysonTlIIer) November 2, 2016

When u & ur friend both peep the same thing pic.twitter.com/W0bCZ57b3i
— Relatable 🏝 (@HBKdineroo) November 2, 2016

Everyone acting like the Series is over when Corey Kluber is pitching in Game 7 tomorrow pic.twitter.com/0H0VvuxSe7
— Sports Nation Ohio (@SN_Ohio) November 2, 2016

I swear october lasted like 5 minutes
— no (@tbhjuststop) November 2, 2016

ANOTHER 'short circuit'? https://t.co/n5yvMNdnaT
— Breitbart News (@BreitbartNews) November 2, 2016

I said it once but I'll say it again : I'll fade every kid and parent that didn't show pic.twitter.com/kvc3cvGzPW
— Sanji Bluntsmoke (@Bigchocolate426) November 1, 2016

This is where her mom realized she raised a hoe pic.twitter.com/EZx1ITc9wI
— Black People Vines (@BlackPplVines) November 2, 2016

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when u gotta do ur homework but the bangers on shuffle pic.twitter.com/fpk4vGB2pH
— Black People Vines (@BlackPplVines) November 2, 2016

Facebook vs Twitter pic.twitter.com/7K3kFo2FXX
— Billionaires (@BiIlionaires) November 2, 2016

I am so terrified of loving someone because you can tell them everything you've been through and they'll put you through it again.
— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) November 2, 2016

Forget Trump and Hillary, this man Gary Johnson has no chill 😂pic.twitter.com/gyDd2Ty6Bd
— Nigga Commentary🦃 (@NiggaCommentary) November 2, 2016

"Who you know listen to Bachata and feed deer" 😂😂 pic.twitter.com/y86G2K0vwk
— Black People Vines (@BlackPplVines) November 2, 2016

"Who was that tweet about?" pic.twitter.com/MKrSCDC1Ht
— tiller (@BrysonTlIIer) November 2, 2016

IF ANYOME SEES THIS 9yr OLD GIRL PLEASE CALL THE COPS, SHE WAS KIDNAPPED AN HOUR AGO IN BULLARD, TX! pic.twitter.com/sQa6koy49a
— daisy (@daissyy_p) November 2, 2016

i would die 💀😭 pic.twitter.com/RiTruQqBA1
— Dory (@Dory) November 2, 2016

Guys read the replies guys. I cannot doh with Malaysians these days 😆😂 pic.twitter.com/6pXwE3Y37W
— Funny Malaysian (@_FunnyMalaysian) November 2, 2016

Halloween is over which means.... https://t.co/1ArkoHA3Os
— Best Vines (@TheFunnyVine) November 2, 2016

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Forget Trump and Hillary, this man Gary Johnson has no chill 😂 pic.twitter.com/g3u80T6rfM
— Black People Vines (@BlackPplVines) November 2, 2016

Facebook vs twitter pic.twitter.com/jeeCAKw46V
— Black People Vines (@BlackPplVines) November 2, 2016

Fugly slut pic.twitter.com/JrBXo7lpvZ
— Kory DeSoto (@Korsoto) November 2, 2016

Compelled her to forget everything that happened 💀 https://t.co/YrTclrZHC7
— KATH (@bernardokath) November 2, 2016

92 Bulls/Knicks playoffs - no techs or suspensions, no internet memes or social media. Just savageness pic.twitter.com/DbjO6MYAZx
— Black People Vines (@BlackPplVines) November 2, 2016

If a cop wit this haircut pulls you over you have a 100% chance of getting a ticket pic.twitter.com/cHxSxrGzHS
— Black People Vines (@BlackPplVines) November 2, 2016

When you FaceTime your best friend https://t.co/1zIBrXzfra
— Funny Vines (@FunnyVines) November 2, 2016

Game Seven. GAME $@#^-ING SEVEN.
— Len Kasper (@LenKasper) November 2, 2016

i got lock jaw from eating pasta out of a dogbowl and my wife will be here in 2 hours to marry me. help me github
— wint (@dril) November 2, 2016

"Your makeup is so pretty who did it"

me: pic.twitter.com/MacZ6PGXrB
— Makeup 💋 (@MakeupGuides) November 2, 2016

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Game 7, who's winning it all?

RT ~ Cubs

Like ~ Indians pic.twitter.com/iXmh68PB4S
— Kent (@RealKentMurphy) November 2, 2016

Cleveland fans that have been making fun of the warriors all summer for blowing a 3-1 lead right now pic.twitter.com/5GAvvROdok
— Meninist (@MeninistTweet) November 2, 2016

Forget Trump and Hillary, this man Gary Johnson has no chill 😂 pic.twitter.com/ZzhbCi32cE
— Best Vines (@TheFunnyVines) November 2, 2016

"She completes the missing pieces of me." ~ @aldenrichards02 to @mainedcm

This, to me, sounds nonfiction. #ALDUBVacation pic.twitter.com/JERwRtuxVc
— John 📷 (@johnqyt) November 2, 2016

when the clock hits midnight after halloween:

pic.twitter.com/QfVJ53s1Ke
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) November 2, 2016

its dm your crush day.... where tf are all my dms @ ppl
— ashley rae ridge (@AshleySmashlaay) November 2, 2016

I want to dress up and go on a date or just dress up and go somewhere with friends idc I just want to dress up
— Sexual Gifs 🔥 (@SexualGif) November 2, 2016

rt to pass the chicken leg pic.twitter.com/sIvinZNk2i
— FoodPorn (@ItsFoodPorn) November 2, 2016

body positivity for men :) pic.twitter.com/iqdlqtynKv
— Feminism Matters™ (@WeNeedFeminlsm) November 2, 2016

well #DMYourCrushDay is today and i'm just gonna guess y'all got broken phones or something but i forgive u pic.twitter.com/xgdawjIbsN
— Dylan Eagle (@Whereisdylan) November 2, 2016

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if you don't get this we can't be friends pic.twitter.com/7bkGGldy5p
— Raylo ✍🏽 (@Powerful) November 2, 2016

i swear october lasted 5 minutes
— Warran ㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤㅤ (@TheWarran) November 2, 2016

Game 7 is about to be the most intense game ever
— Kent (@RealKentMurphy) November 2, 2016

BTS 2017 Season's Greetings.
Pre-order: 4 Nov
Release date: 9 Dec
Price: ₩39600 pic.twitter.com/CxqLi3AzyV
— BTS SG🇸🇬 (@Bulletproof_SG) November 2, 2016

Bro, I'm logging out pic.twitter.com/5oKYjzPfGK
— Romeo-Ninja (@papichuIo) November 1, 2016

my goals been to be in a relationship that is just full of so much love & regardless of anything we know we got each other to always rely on
— tiller (@BrysonTlIIer) November 2, 2016

How to properly eat coleslaw pic.twitter.com/mwjNtdGww0
— Male Thoughts (@SteveStfler) November 2, 2016

Lee Jong Suk, Lee Jun Ki, Ji Chang Wook, Park Hae Jin, Taecyeon & Kai to gather for a web-drama by Lotte Duty Free https://t.co/kQEfvQwVf6 pic.twitter.com/fSpkWew15C
— The Seoul Story (@theseoulstory) November 2, 2016

when you have a sassy mouth but hella sensitive at the same time..
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) November 2, 2016

"Hi, Hales."
"Say that again."
"Hi, Hales."
"I can't believe you're really here. Are you okay?"
"I am now." pic.twitter.com/xMkRE0LI2X
— One Tree Hill (@OTHdiary) November 2, 2016

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Forget Trump and Hillary, this man Gary Johnson has no chill 😂 pic.twitter.com/GZSMM4IKud
— Fill Werrell 🦃 (@FillWerrell) November 2, 2016

No Shave November

No Boyfriend November

No Money November

No Sleep November

No Idea What I'm Doing with my Life November
— Dory (@Dory) November 2, 2016

I don't know about y'all, but I'd prefer a President not under FBI investigation. Merica.
— Cloyd Rivers (@CloydRivers) November 2, 2016

Co-worker: I'm 25. How old are you?
Me: 18
Co-worker: You're such a baby.

Me: Wow, and yet we're both at the same job doing the same thing.
— Dory (@Dory) November 2, 2016

Forget Trump and Hillary, this man Gary Johnson has no chill 😂 pic.twitter.com/etPUbRDKUR
— Mike Solano (@Solano66) November 1, 2016

V performing The Eagles' Desperado on the saxophone accompanied by Jimin's modern dance to be broadcasted on 7 Nov, 5:30PM on Star show 360 pic.twitter.com/Yjdn3xISRp
— BTS SG🇸🇬 (@Bulletproof_SG) November 2, 2016

Good Night Everyone! Watching The Bad Girls Club on Oxygen and then heading to bed! #BGC #GoodNight #Oxygen
— Jonathan Buckhouse (@Jonbuckhouse) November 2, 2016

shawty a blessing in her own lil petty, stubborn, difficult and beautiful way
— jensen ⁶ (@blvckpapii) November 2, 2016

[GIF] Hwarang: The Beginning poster shoot #BTS #방탄소년단 #KimTaehyung pic.twitter.com/Q62nKln6mY
— US BTS ARMY (@USBTSARMY) November 2, 2016

It costs $0.00 to be loyal
It costs $0.00 to be consistent
It costs $0.00 to be honest

AND THE SHIT YOU GET IN RETURN IS PRICELESS...
— Horny Facts™ (@HornyFacts) November 2, 2016

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